Are you pulling my leg? Again?
What is the difference between Biweekly and a fortnight?
Another two biweeklies.
How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight?
But I don’t need a lantern…
If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see?
A big dent in your bank balance.
What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip?
Very little. Just the space between, really.
What’s brown, shiny and sizzles?
A brown brogue on a barbecue.
How is the best way to make lemonade?
Be Beyoncé and hire some backing singers.
How many types of coke are there?
Just the one that’s bad for you.
Why was a sundae glass so named?
Because it was ‘kept for best’.
What is hellsapoppin?
Popping candy with added chili.
What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day?
They just sat around waiting for the occasional table to turn up again.
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