I got them old Fibbing Friday blues again, mama…..
Why is royal blood considered blue?
Because some people will believe anything.
What is a blue moon?
The frequency with which I get a single answer right on ‘Only Connect’.
What was the song ‘Blue Is The Colour’ about?
It was written as an attempt to help a football fan with colour vision deficiency distinguish between the two sides when Chelsea play Everton.
What is meant by blue collar?
An arrest made by a constable on the beat.
What is a blue bonnet?
A must-have fashion accessory for a gilet jaune.
What did Little Boy Blue play?
The innocent. Just as if…..
What changed from brown to blue according to the song?
The colour of the River Thames. But only if you play it backwards.
Where will you find a Blue Nun?
Locked out of the convent on a frosty December night.
Why mustn’t you step on his Blue Suede Shoes?
Because if you do, you won’t get to spend his money all over the place.
What kind of bird has blue feet?
A bluestocking.
