You couldn’t make it up…..Oh, wait.
What is a strimmer?
Not recommended for a do-it-yourself Brazilian.
What is a Mexican wave?
How your driver identifies himself after you clear customs at Cancun airport.
What is hogwash?
Mud.
What is poppycock?
Pretty much anything in the Top Twenty these days.
What is a doodlebug?
An uncontrollable urge to scribble in the margin.
What is a pecan?
An emergency chamberpot.
What is a molar?
We’re supposed to fib, not tell the tooth.
What is an epiphany?
An out of tune orchestra.
What is goulash?
A cruel and unusual punishment for ghouls.
What is a parameter?
A device for counting paras. Duh.
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