Pull the other one…..
What is a faucet?
A pair of matching twin-sets.
What is a patella?
A child who snitches on a sibling to their father.
What is an elevator?
It’s a lift. Not an elevator, a lift.
What is a lancet?
I don’t know. Just ask the office IT geek: he’ll fix it.
What is a ferris wheel?
A large circular object made of iron.
How would you describe a pomegranate?
Like revenge, a dish best served cold.
What is a fringe?
An annual excuse for Edinburgh property owners to make obscene amounts of money.
What is a bunion?
An onion that swings both ways.
What is a munchkin?
Intra-family cannibalism.
What is an arctic roll?
An ungainly action that is triggered by slipping on the ice at the North Pole.
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