Pull the other one…..
What is a faucet?
A pair of matching twin-sets.
What is a patella?
A child who snitches on a sibling to their father.
What is an elevator?
It’s a lift. Not an elevator, a lift.
What is a lancet?
I don’t know. Just ask the office IT geek: he’ll fix it.
What is a ferris wheel?
A large circular object made of iron.
How would you describe a pomegranate?
Like revenge, a dish best served cold.
What is a fringe?
An annual excuse for Edinburgh property owners to make obscene amounts of money.
What is a bunion?
An onion that swings both ways.
What is a munchkin?
Intra-family cannibalism.
What is an arctic roll?
An ungainly action that is triggered by slipping on the ice at the North Pole.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Hehe. All good, but #2 and #8 stood out for me,. Thanks for joining in again this week.