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What is a heptagon?
A disappearing hept.
What is a masquerade?
A smash and grab attack on a jewellery store.
What does the Greek word ‘monos’ mean?
Only having one ear.
What is a typhoon?
A large storage facility for teabags.
What is a ninny?
Your nan’s sister.
How would you describe a grape?
Wine in waiting.
What is a spa?
Younger sibling of a hei.
What is a vestibule?
Your underwear drawer.
What is The Big Dipper?
A fat pickpocket.
What is a scrunchie?
The crumpled wrapper of my favourite chocolate bar.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Thanks for joining in this week and sharing your fun answers. Love the typhoo and ninny answers, and we shared a similar thought for a grape.