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What is suduku?
Doing mental arithmetic in the bath.
What is a vagabond?
A financial security not worth the paper its printed on.
What is an anagram?
Magrana.
What is cribbage?
The act of copying someone else’s homework.
What is protocol?
A new low.
What is subterfuge?
Playing classical music on an underground organ.
What is rummy?
An alcoholic drinky.
What is a grammy?
A free babysitting service.
What is an archive?
The biggest bee hotel around.
What is infamy?
They’ve all got it.
the only deadhead in the hameau 