Vraiment?……
Why do we have Easter Eggs?
Because of a plot for world domination involving John Cadbury, Joseph Rowntree and Milton S Hershey.
What makes a Hot Cross Bun?
Five minutes in the oven at Gas Mark 4.
Why do we have a bunny at Easter?
As a tasty alternative to the more traditional roast lamb and mint sauce.
In which country did the Easter Bunny originate?
Easter Island, duh.
How many decorative balls are conventionally on a Simnel cake?
Two, as both convention and anatomy demand.
What is a can?
Anything is possible
What is a can-can?
No, really. Anything is possible.
What is a canteloupe?
A boy can and a girl can heading off to Gretna Green.
What is a canister?
A can of dubious, unsettling mien.
What is a candelabra?
Careful now…it’s a can containing a French lady’s soutien-gorge.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
All good again. Thanks for joining in.
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