Say what now?
What is a canopy?
A device for gaining access to tinned goods.
What is a cookie?
Fattening.
What is a pup cup?
A small brassiere.
What is a typhoon?
A hurricane with fried rice.
Why are nails sharp at one end?
Be glad it’s only one end: if it was both, your fingers would be in agony.
What is the difference between a chip and a fry?
A fry doesn’t have a PIN.
What is a shoe horn?
A form of foot fetish.
Why do spirit levels have bubbles?
Because someone’s added a mixer.
Why do we have tea leaves but coffee grains?
Because it’s a vast improvement on having tea grains and coffee leaves.
What is a diplomat?
A smooth talking liar.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
#10 is brilliant as are #2 and #3. Love the chip and pin too. Thanks for joining in again this week.