Balderdash…
What’s the difference between a bow and a curtsey?
You can’t tie your hair back with a curtsey.
What’s the difference between a bison and a basin?
Try washing your face in a bison and you’ll find out soon enough.
What’s the difference between a pocket and a pouch?
There are no pouches on a snooker table.
How do you poach an egg?
Wait until the gamekeeper is busy beating the pheasants towards the guns.
What is smog?
A residential area of Mordor.
What is triage?
The state of confusion that arises when you don’t know the difference between a millenial, a baby-boomer and Generation Z.
What is a tripod?
A broken chair, usually found in someone else’s skip.
How many legs does an octogenarian have?
Four, if it’s an elephant.
What is a buzz cut?
When a teenager’s parents return home sooner than expected.
What’s the difference between a baggie and a bagel?
Don’t keep your stash in a bagel.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
I’ve seen many a broken chair in a skip
Ha! These are so good. Thanks for joining in again this week. Love #3 and #10.