Vraiment?…
What is a running stitch?
That pain in your side when you foolishly embark on a Couch To 5K.
What is the collywobbles?
A deservedly obscure Irish folk group.
What is a tea caddy?
A box of bags.
What is a stick of words?
An unfortunate stammer.
What is a flash drive?
A golf shot played with no encumbrance of clothing.
What is a precipice?
A pseudo-intellectual cinema buff’s way of describing a cliff-hanger.
What is a toupee?
An outstanding credit card balance.
What is a robin?
Not very reliant.
What is linex?
Part of the London Underground system that terminates at an undisclosed destination.
What is a brazier?
Careful now…a complexly constructed item that may be partly metallic and could contain hot stuff.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Very subtle Robin answer! Thanks for joining in and making me smile
Lol @#5