Fibbing Friday: Saturday Edition

Scary…

Why does garlic repel vampires?

Why wouldn’t it?

What do you need to kill a werewolf?

An overactive imagination.

What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?

It was a prop used in the making of the ‘Thriller’ video.

What exactly is a ghoul?

The benighted offspring of a ghost and another lost soul.

Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?

Good manners.

Why can’t vampires cross running water?

They can’t swim and there are no bridges.

What does a chupacabra eat?

They exist on a diet made up exclusively of lollipops in the form of magic wands.

What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?

Curly, Larry and Moe

Who are the Stygian Witches?

Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Suella Braverman and Kemi Badenoch.

What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?

Buckfast – ask any Scotsman.

Fibbing Friday 31 October 2025

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