Words of…..er, wisdom?
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
Keir Starmer
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do”
Hugh Hefner
“My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get, the thinner I look”
Meghan Markle
“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry”
Yours truly…
“You never realise what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.”
The Andrex puppy.
“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands”
Joseph Rowntree
“I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning”
Yul Brynner
“My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch…I call it lunch”
Jay Rayner
“Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door”
Wile E. Coyote
“I don’t sweat, I sparkle”
Princess Elsa
the only deadhead in the hameau 
some great answers 🙂
Good answers again. Who could forget the Andrex puppy! Thanks for playing along.