I wish they’d said that…

“Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!” – Sir David Attenborough

“Shut up – you had me at ‘hello.’” – Lionel Richie

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” – A bemused diner at a Chinese banquet

“I’ll have what she’s having.” – An indecisive diner at any banquet

“It’s alive! It’s alive!” – Oh, er…Molly Malone

“No man is a failure who has friends” – Johnny No-mates

“If you build it, he will come.” – Rameses The Great

“I feel the need, the need for speed.” – Lewis Hamilton

“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” – The Stade Français rugby team at a midweek training session [obscure French Top 14 rugby reference]

“Florals? For spring. Groundbreaking.” – Alan Titchmarsh

Fibbing Friday 30 May 2025