No way…
What is a tapestry?
Not the same as an embroidery (looking at you, Bayeux)
What is a travesty?
An undergarment especially popular with members of the LGBTQ+ community
What is a conservatory?
Why on earth would you want to conserve a Tory?
What is a monastery?
An internment camp for constant complainers.
What is a patisserie?
Diabetes on a plate.
What is a hyphen?
A dating app for logophiles.
What is a conundrum?
A very odd-tasting cocktail
What is a neanderthal?
Someone who thinks Reform is too woke and votes for Restore
What is an ingot?
A duly elected representative.
What is a munchkin?
A stoner looking to buy chocolate in the middle of the night.