No, but seriously…
What is a cannery?
A can-do attitude to life.
What is a rookery?
An establishment that manufactures chess sets.
What is hooky?
Like nooky, but nowhere near as much fun.
What is pinochle?
A South American military dictator who can’t even spell his own name.
What is a ricochet?
An Irish radio DJ.
What is hubbub?
Don’t call me bub. Or hub. And definitely not hubby.
What is a podcast?
What’s left after you’ve finished shelling the peas.
What is a wingnut?
An overly keen ornithologist.
What is a switchback?
Keir Starmer.
What is a cacophony?
A cheap imitation caco.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Love #9. Thanks for playing along #3 and #5 also made me smile.