Pull the other one…
Why is there no ‘three quarters back’ in American Football?
Too arithmetically challenging.
What is a stickleback?
A position in American Football in which the player is allowed to use a feather duster.
What is a boogaloo?
A place for the sanitary disposal of nasal mucus.
What is Victoria’s Secret?
Expensive, but worth every penny.
What is in a Victoria sandwich?
Prince Albert and John Brown, amongst others.
What is the secret of the Black Magic box?
All the orange creams are missing (guilty).
Why do mice squeak?
You’d squeak too if a farmer’s wife was coming after you with a carving knife.
Where would you find a TRV?
On a dyslexic computer keyboard.
What is a demo?
The word for ‘fashion’ in the wilfully obscure French slang called ‘Verlan’
What is a toadstool?
A mushroom with a really mean streak.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
These are just so funny! Loved #1 and #2 in particular, but they all made me chuckle. Thanks for joining in again this week.