I don’t belieeeve it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see if the egg was already there.
Why are eggs oval in shape?
Better to ask why ovals are egg-shaped.
Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
That’s fake news, so probably Truth Social.
What is fumigate?
A political scandal involving a smoking gun.
What is a wuss?
That’s a really pathetic question.
What is a spotter?
Someone who needs to get a life.
What is the speed of light?
The minimum velocity required to measure the time that elapses between a stockbroker returning from lunch and the market closing.
What is a hangover?
The only possible excuse to have two Sausage McMuffins for breakfast.
What is a grammy?
Grampy’s missus.
What is lycra?
A very bad idea, especially for middle-aged men on bicycles.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Loved #10 but all are good. Thanks for playing along again this week.