“Many a slip….”
What is the difference between sun burn and sun stroke?
They are different degrees of intensity – although if you stay in your tent you’ll avoid both.
What is the difference between cycle and bicycle?
Nothing really: it’s a matter of personal choice.
What is the difference between pinch and pinchbeck?
You wouldn’t be bothered to pinch pinchbeck.
What is the difference between sprig and sprog?
One’s got a tittle and the other one hasn’t.
What is the difference between beacon and beckon?
A beacon can beckon, but you can’t beckon a beacon.
What is a gooseberry fool?
Well, that would be me; I’m a fool for gooseberries.
What is a bakewell tart?
A multi-talented patissiere.
What is a bistro?
A stro that swings both ways.
What is a jamboree?
One who finds any discussion of the merits of fruit preserves to be rather tedious.
What is a chancer?
You might say ‘opportunist’: I say ‘dodgy geezer’.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
All fun answers. Thanks for taking part again this week.