“Very superstitious….”
Who sang “Is This A Kind Of Magic”?
Lord Voldemort
Who sang “Somebody’s Watching Me”?
Marvin The Paranoid Android.
Why do we blow out birthday candles?
So we can use them again next year.
Why do we associate red and green with Christmas?
Because of our proud tradition of making life as difficult as possible for colour blind people.
What do Little Elves supposedly cause?
No end of expense for Big Elves (and there’s no ‘supposedly’ about it).
Why do some people hold their breath when passing near a cemetery?
Because it’s not the kind of thing you want to get sucked into.
Why is finding a penny considered good luck?
Because it’s better than losing one.
Why should we not rock an empty rocking chair?
Good question – why shouldn’t we?
Why do people hang Dreamcatchers?
I don’t know. Why don’t you ask them to explain their reasoning?
Why is flipping a loaf of bread unlucky in France?
Health & Safety: that baguette longue could have your eye out.
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Loved these, they’re really funny. Thanks for joining in.
Great answers 🙂