This was actually my very first post, from way back in September 2012, when I was just getting set up on WordPress. It’s nothing if not succinct.
Apparently, only seven people have ever viewed it. And I’m probably at least three of them.
What kind of email annoys you?

I really hate those emails, usually containing some appallingly simpering feel-good message, that urge me to forward them immediately to seven friends, on pain of eternal damnation or being held personally responsible for the extermination of the entire human race.
Apart from anything else, I don’t even have seven friends.