I thought I’d play along with Di’s Fibbing Friday this week…
1. Lev Davidovrich Bronstein is better known as?
Wasn’t he that guy in the advert for ice picks?
2. Sopranissimo is the highest pitched version of which reed instrument?
The warbler?
3. What is the capital of Azerbaijan?
Well duh. A, obviously.
4. Do forest fires move more quickly uphill or downhill?
More quickly than what?
5. On average, how many eggs does a peacock lay?
Dunno. I’d need to ask a peahen.
6. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs?
Remove from packaging and place them directly into the kitchen bin.
7. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?
Nothing – it would be Pointless.
8. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
Gone. Dug up hundreds of years ago, probably.
9. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
He was a really interesting bloke.
10. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
Nothing, because I haven’t opened it yet.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
What fun and clever answers! I lovec4, 5, and 9 but they’re all good. 🙂
I must be in a silly mood, because I laughed at all of your answers.
Hi there and thanks for joining in. Your answers made me smile. Snap on #3 and I loved #6!