So, dear reader, which of the captions listed below goes best with this picture?
A. That is positively the last time I set foot in a Wetherspoons.
B. To be honest, I’m starting to rethink this whole Botox idea.
C. No I did NOT say your bum looked big in that.
D. Yeah? Well, you should see the other guy.
E. Of course it would be my good eye, wouldn’t it?
F. Yes mum, next time I will look where I’m going.
G. I tripped on the kerb outside the market hall in Confolens, measured my length on the pavement, smashed my new glasses but managed to avoid damaging my camera – and now I feel epic.
the only deadhead in the hameau 
A. Definitely an A
Ah. You’ve obviously been in one.
I think the reason isn’t listed – not bringing madame the morning cup of tea on time.
I couldn’t possibly comment.
Gotta be G … it has the smack of authenticity, if you’ll forgive the painful pun!
You’re not a million miles away…
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Well I can’t press the “like” button on this because that would be sadistic 😉
I do hope you’re okay though. Who knew that #thursdaydoors could be a contact sport?
I prefer to think of it as suffering for my art. But I’m fine now, apart from a swashbuckling scar over my left eye. Oh, and the equivalent of US$300 for a new pair of glasses.