What a load of old rubbish…
Baloney
Title of a piece of modern art consisting simply of an image of a spherical object. Also a catch-all description of modern art in general.
Hogwash
Duh: soap for pigs, obviously.
Codswallop
Powerful alcoholic liqueur much favoured by certain types of fish.
Bunkum
A bizarre fetish involving cakes.
Claptrap
A legally binding document to be signed by members of the studio audience of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and similar ‘entertainment’ formats requiring them to demonstrate rabid, mindless enthusiasm for anything and everything, however dire.
Fly tipping
Excessive generosity shown towards pestilential winged insects.
Tripe
Self-referential foodstuff.
Balderdash
The most acute form of alopecia.
Trash
Yorkshire dialect word for the visible signs of chickenpox.
Scrap
Scouser’s description of something of poor quality (usually followed by da’)
the only deadhead in the hameau 
Great answers this week. Claptrap made me smile, and also glad we haven’t got a telly! Thanks for joining in again this week.