…and things that go bump in the night.
Why does garlic repel vampires?
Too spicy for them.
What do you need to kill a werewolf?
An irrational belief in the existence of werewolves.
What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?
Part of the lighting set-up for the shooting of the ‘Thriller’ video.
What exactly is a ghoul?
A benighted resident of Humberside.
Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?
Because they’ve been brought up properly.
Why can’t vampires cross running water?
Surely everyone knows that vampires can’t swim.
What does a chupacabra eat?
Their own young.
What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?
Doggy McDogface(s).
Who are the Stygian witches?
Kemi Badenoch and Marine Le Pen.
What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?
Mothers’ ruin.
