Why, I never heard of such a thing…..
What is a pup cup?
A forlorn effort to house train a small canine.
What is a T cup?
Only available from specialist lingerie stores.
What does ATM stand for?
Just now, all that matters.
What is a BLT?
A perfectly agreeable bacon and tomato sandwich, marred by the addition of some limp, soggy green stuff.
What is the difference between the North pole and the South pole?
If you’re a bird, about 12,436 miles.
What is a privy council?
Potty training.
What is a community chest?
A group of Newcastle United supporters whenever the outside temperature rises above freezing point.
What are leggings?
The actions of a group of Scouse scallies running away from the bizzies.
What is meant by banter?
Are you ‘avin a larf?
What is caviar?
Embryonic sturgeons.
