Fibbing Friday: Saturday Edition

Food for thought…..

What is frutti di mare?

Letting a horse eat an apple out of your hand.

What is a rum truffle?

That’s a strange one.

What is a spicy wedge?

Hot money.

What is cock-a-leekie?

The incontinence of an aging rooster.

What is baked Alaska?

A major consequence of global warming.

What is a battenburg?

A cricket set put together by somebody who knows absolutely nothing about cricket.

What is pease pudding?

An acceptable substitute for wallpaper paste, with the additional advantage that you don’t have to eat it.

What is laverbread?

A snack to be consumed while communing with nature. Do not flush.

What is a Welsh oggie?

Quite sufficient in itself. There is absolutely no need for the other two.

What is crempog?

I don’t know, but if it tastes even half as bad as it sounds I’m not going anywhere near it.

Fibbing Friday 9 October 2026

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