‘Mensonges’, as the French say.
What is a puggle?
An ugly dog with no magical powers.
What is an hibiscus?
An Egyptian sacred bird in unfamiliar surroundings.
What is a concertina?
An accordion with ideas above its station.
What is a dipstick?
POTUS.
What would you use a feeler gauge for?
Various nefarious purposes.
What is a vernier caliper?
Exactly that.
Where would you use a lopper?
In the bush.
What is meant by ‘wabbit’?
An angora with a slight speech impediment.
What is a ratoon?
An organised group of militarised rodents.
What is meant by borborygm?
The feeling of utter tedium when exercising.
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