One-Liner Wednesday: Moonlighting
Does anybody happen to know what an occasional table is the rest of the time? Asking for a friend.One-Liner Wednesday 20 December 2017
One-Liner Wednesday: Epistemology 101
“You only think it’s there because you can see it.” – – – – – – – – – Perhaps a little explanation would be helpful. Those of a certain age may remember that when you turned off an old television set the screen went black but there was a white dot that took a…
One-Liner Wednesday: Gone But Not Forgotten
”I may be past it – but at least I’ve got history.” One-Liner Wednesday 29 November 2017
One-Liner Wednesday: Say What You See
“‘Storage solution’ my arse. It’s a shelf.” One-Liner Wednesday 15 November 2017
One-Liner Wednesday: Overthinking
“I worry that I’m neurotic” – let’s just say ‘Anon’ and leave it at that, shall we? One-Liner Wednesday 8 November 2017
One-Liner Wednesday: Beyond his years
“I’m not weird, I’m wise” – Grandson, age 10 (Jury’s still out on that one.) One-Liner Wednesday 9 August 2017
One-Liner Wednesday: Salesmanship
“Well, that worked” One Liner Wednesday 19 July 2017
One Liner Wednesday: ‘You can trust me, I’m a bureaucrat’
“If you are not sure if we need to know something, tell us anyway.“ I’ve just started receiving my state old age pension from the UK. They sent me a letter telling me this and enclosed a leaflet about what I need to do should my circumstances change. It contained this priceless invocation to submit…
One-Liner Wednesday: Multi-tasking
“I don’t suffer from stress…..but I am a carrier” My favourite joke, from one oif my favourite comedians, Steven Wright. And like all the best jokes, there’s probably a grain of truth in it. – – – ooOoo – – – If you’re wondering what any of this has to do with multi-tasking, today’s instalmemt…
One-Liner Wednesday – Can you give me a reference?
“Mostly you’re alright” – Madame One-Liner Wednesday
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